Pluto

In an act of sinister and celestial Judo

They’ve recently reduced the size of Pluto.

It’s no longer on the planet list

-Nor are the moons within its midst.

It’s become a ho-hum planetoid,

An irksome, king-sized  asteroid.

Hail the wonks at the planetarium!
(Who altered history for an honorarium).

101 Fake Books You Must Read Before You Die...Now Available at Barnes and Noble

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Lazy Reader

I was a lazy reader as a kid…one nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and it was nap time.~M.J. McGuire

My New Books Fall Into Humor/Parody Category

My two new books: Meme, Myself, and Jesus and 101 Fake Books You Must Read Before You Die, fall into the humor/parody categories. Both books use some poetic elements and imagery, but are quite different than the children's poetry that I write. I believe my readers will enjoy the puns, wit, word play, and tone of these two works. Thank you for supporting my writing, whether it's light verse, children's poetry, limericks, one liner jokes, or parody.

A 2nd Humor Book Available Now on Amazon!

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New Humor Book Now Available on Amazon

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Meme, Myself, and Jesus

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